A SECRET TATTOO CLUB

TO HELP PAY

FOR MY SON’S 

DAYCARE

SECRET

TATTOO

Club

FIRST 10 MEMBERS GET $50 OFF USING CODE EARLYJAYBIRD

What’s This All About??

So here’s the deal. Daycare is expensive. Like, close to $15k expensive. So I thought I’d come up with a super secret, exclusive tattoo club to help pay for my son, who we call Jaybird, to go to a really great daycare. I’ve never seen a tattoo subscription before… so we’ll see really quickly if this works… but I figure we’d give it a shot.

The point is to cover costs for operations and daycare and create a cool little community at the same time. That’s it. This isn’t charity. I truly hope for this to be something special that gives those interested a ton of value, and something fun to be a part of… as well as knowing that they’re helping one particular blue-eyed boy’s parents do right by him.

So what does this look like?

Secret Flash Sheet To Choose From

Secret Flash Sheet To Choose From

3 tattoos / quarter

3 tattoos / quarter

10 spots in the club

10 spots in the club

$450 membership

$450 membership

Cool Right?

Think of me as your personal flash tattoo curator. Every month I'll compile a set of 20 flash tattoos. Each set will be made up of interesting visuals I find online, and original designs by yours truly. Most of the tattoos will be solid black and white (with very little shading if any). Most of the tattoos will be in the folk or american traditional styles. All of them will slightly editable to make sure its what you want. 

But thats not all...

    • Everyone who signs up will get's a customized membership card with a number on it. Squid-games stlye w/o the death.

    • Every member will get a permanent plaque on the very prestigious “Wall of Pain”.

    • In addition to the quarterly flash, each month I'll drop an exclusive flash for you to pick from. Only available to members.

    • Used up your three and want more flash from last quarter? No problem. All club flash is available to members anytime.

    • Early Jaybirds will get $50 off their membership. If you renew, you keep your special rate.

    • Every member will get to vote on next quarter's tattoo theme.

    • Fun extra shit in the form of t-shirts, hats, posters, buttons, stickers, etc, every quarter. Let’s have fun with it.

    • Didn't use your three tattoo tokens this quarter? Sorry, no hold overs due to limited scheduling.

    • Have a custom tattoo idea you want to get done? Sorry, only doing flash for membership slots. I would absolutely love to work on your custom tattoo, though. Let’s get you in at another time!

    • Want to gift one of your slots to someone else? hmmm…. not sure on this one yet. Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.

SUPER SECRET FLASH SHEET #1

(sorry no peaking)

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ALL FOR you,
JAYBIRD